Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: "...Volume!!!" -- Interesting...

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: "...he's going to molest Jen" -- Okay, freaky!!!

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: "...Silver is Bittersweet" -- WTF?

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: "...some fucking cash for all his hard work!" -- Yes I do!

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: "...something to dougie" -- Again, random, and who is dougie?

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: "...the environment." -- Not true.

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: "...about the congestion charge." -- No, I already know about the congestion charge and it sucks.

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: "...to the mayor." -- I'd want to, so I can give him a slap about the previous question.

Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
A: "...all the girls!" -- Definately!

Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
A: "...a strawberry for the first time." -- Wow, this couldn't get suckier.

Q: Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search:
A: "...red!" -- Not all the time, I prefer green. Apparently there is a person called Tom Wears, but I ommitted it because it had nothing after it.

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: "...sedition" -- Wow... when you're name creates the stereotype of a Peeping Tom, I wouldn't be surprised.